kevinlaase

Okay, instead of going to see Clerks and coming back to our house we decided it would just be easier for everyone if we just went to The Beachhouse after dinner.  So the new plans are 8o'clock at Mad Wolf and then to The Beachhouse to eat the cake that Sam is making and play The Game.

About  Melanie: as told by Kevin: partly stolen then butchered from A Knights Tale.

She may appear to be of the same age. But my personal historians have discovered that she has aged an entire year. This is my word. And as such is beyond contestation.  Even though she will contest it till the day those historians and I  perish.   Therefor we shall have a great celebration in her honor.  It will begin at  the great Mad Wolf for feasting (on as much as you can fit in the bowl) and then we will see the sequel to the great masterpiece known as "Clerks".  Following the feasting and watching of said movie everyone shall adjourn to the household of said maiden  for more celebrating by playing Times Up, often referred to as "The Game" as dictated, err suggested by Melanie herself.

All of this will begin at eight o'clock on the fourth of August in the year two-thousand six.

My apologies for such short notice, This is purely due to lack of  planning adequacy.

I am the luckiest birthday person in the whole world

There once was a minister a priest and a rabbi, and they were trying to figure out what part of the collection money to give directly to God. 
Priest: We will draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we will give to God.
Minister: We will draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle, we will give to God.
Rabbi: We should just throw the money up in the air, and whatever God wants, he'll reach down and take.

I have kept my resume in the computer and haven't gotten a job.
I have put my resume on the internet and haven't gotten a job.
So now I am throwing it up here.

If you can get me a job, please take it.

Apparently I got my return back from the gov a week ago and never checked, unfortunately this means I have to do what I said I was going to with it, blech, get car ins and tags and smog, sounds exciting huh, anyway guess I gotta get dressed and hit the DMV, I have a long day ahead of me.

                                                                  
Well, I got my cool phone I was telling everyone about, it costs too damn much but it is soooooo cool, so I had to take a picture and show everybody, I wanted to use the 1.3 mega-pixel camera that is one the phone but umm, I wasn't able to take a picture of the front of the phone with the phone, I tried a few times and no luck, maybe if I had more mirrors. Anyway here it is and I have the yoda wall paper and a yoda screen-saver, and a yoda ring-tone, Mmmm, Yes, The force is strong with this phone. Apparently since the phone is new or uncommon or who knows what the holster you see here is imposable to find in a store, I know this because I went to 3 stores looking for it and then made a few phone calls, finally I ended up with a POS leather case I could use as a temp and came home and ordered this cool one over the net, and speaking of hard to find, I had to go to three different stores to get the phone to begin with. I think it just wanted me to prove my dedication.

You are Sir Didymus!! A Fearless and valiant
warrior who will fight to the death if you feel
strongly enough about it. Your friends rate
you very highly and so they should because you
are a loyal and wonderful person.


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You scored as Mindless Action Flick. Congratulations! You'll blow fifteen bucks on the worst script ever as long as there's lots of guns, explosions, car chases, kung fu, and unrealistically happy endings. Reality means nothing to you! I don't know you but just lost all respect for you! Check out: Die Hard, Fast and the Furious, Charlie's Angels (they can fly!), Biker Boyz. </td> Mindless Action Flick 100% Mindfuck 100% Sci-Fi/Fantasy 90% Sadistic Humour 70% Romantic Comedy 55% Drama/Suspense 55% Artistic 35% Movie Recommendation. created with QuizFarm.com

What's with the line "I don't know you but just lost all all respect for you!" A: The fact that he thinks he can "figure out" anyone with a 25 question quiz, and form an opinion about them, makes him closed minded. B: The "quiz" isn't even all questions and has no built in directions. C:Charlie's angels can't fly. And D:Learn to fucking punctuate!

sorry

Ok, apparentlly I saw my posts to my new community because I am a friend of the community, not because I am a friend of myself. Thank you mforbes321 for pointing that out. So, in responce to my new knoldge I would like to appologize for not posting this before. I want to let everyone know that I started a country music sharing community country_for_all. I know all yall arn't into country music but if you know people that are this community is here, I was looking for it and couldnt find what I wanted, so I made it.

trying to figure out this cut thingy
( test )
did it work?